One wonders if the people that twitter they are working hard or working late or are tired of working or just finished work hours after everyone else has, actually are really much working at all?
Why the fuck do I need Vodafone’s fucking logo all over my cell phone? Yeah I want to use your network, yeah I like it more than Telecom and yeah I’m happy to see your logo on my bill each month.
But get your fucking logo off my phone. It appears in 2 places, on the front screen and the inside screen.
I don’t buy T-Shirts with logos on because you aint paying me to advertie your shitbox company. And I don’t want to look at your marketing everytime I answer the phone too.
So my next phone won’t come from you, which means no logos from you. I’ll even pay extra to have rid of your logo. Suck on that you evil marketing bastards!
I just heard Celine Dion’s latest song on the radio. It was awful, terrible abysmal and just plain painful.
I couldn’t stop listening to it becasue I thought it had to get better at some point, but it just didn’t
And I couldn’t stop listening in the same way I ca’t stop rubbernecking at a car crash.
My main thought now is that she is playing some sort of funny joke with her fans. She’s wondering how crap a song has to be before they stop buying.
Surely.
Why the hell is it that everytime some really good surfaces, marketers appear 10 minutes later and fuck it over?
Not that I can think of a single useful function of Facebook, but the marketers arrived there this week. Facebook is now an advertising platform.
And of course as soon as the marketers arrive, everyone else decides it’s time make money out of it by placing our URLs there or exposing this or that to the Facebookers.
The first time I see an ad or a link that’s targeted at me on Facebook, you fuckers, I’m deleting my account.
I’ll happily move onto the next thing until you catch up. Because it’s the way of the marketer that they are so bloody imaginationless they are always 5 steps behind.
When people say that New Zealand is clean and green, they mean our country is clean and it’s green. The color green, you dumb fucks. Not that we are more “eco” than any other country, but that our country is green, as in trees and grass and foliage green.
Bloody hell, if you got off your fat political points scoring arses and go somewhere else, you’d realize that the rest of the world is brown for most of the year. Either because it’s winter and there is no leaves or it’s summer and it’s too hot for leaves.
Go visit somewhere big, like Chicago, you’d realize how bloody clean we are.
Since when did we become “eco” just because we have green plants all your round?
You piss me off you eco freaks.
I’ve got about a dozen randoms following me on twitter. What the fuck do they expect to get out of it? They don’t know me, so why would they give a shit about what I have to post there?
I suspect I should block them, but maybe that’s not the done thing. Anyone know the official etiquette here?
He just looks like an ordinary average guy to me.
Why don’t supermarkets put the breadcrumbs with the bread? Breadcrumbs are crumbs of bread!
So why the hell do they hide them away at the bottom of the shelf in the baking Aisle? Where is the logic in that?
Retards.
The guy behind me is sniffing and IT’S PISSING ME OFF. Go get a FUCKING TISSUE
